Father and son
Dad: Dear Son. What you want to be in your life?
Son: I want to be like Gandhi
Dad(Surprised) Great, why do you like him?
Son: He married at the age of 13(In Mind, Now I am 12)
BOY VS GIRL
Girl- "Which Laptop do you have?"
Boy- Its "Dell XPS15,
i7 processor, 2.2ghz,
WLED
4GB RAM
1TB Hard disk
2GB NVDIA grafix card.
What about you?
?
?
Girl- Hmmm... "Its Pink"
FIRST DAY OF COLLEGE
Boy sees a beautiful girl siting right next to him and writes in a paper..
“I love u, do u love me?” and passes the paper to her..
She replies.. “NO”
He didn’t give up... he erased her answer and passed it on to another girl and
she replied.. “YES”
Moral of the story:
“Save earth… Recycle paper!!”
HUSBAND TEXTS WIFE
"Hi,what are you doing Darling?"
Wife: I'm dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"
Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."
Husband: "Bloody English Language!
